The Shovel

You pretend to be a woman
You present yourself as a know-it-all
'Cause you're so afraid to fall
'Cause you fell in the same holes so many times before

Don't forget it's not a crime
To give yourself some time
To recognize when you're
Digging holes again

I pretend to be a woman
I present myself as a know-it-all
Been there, done that, made the fall
But I keep going there, tumbling in
The same holes like so many times before

Dear, is it a crime
When she's using her womanly charmes again
While the girl is
Oh yes, actually she is
Digging holes again

Dear, is it a crime
If I'm digging holes again
Oh yes, the girl is
Digging holes again